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Continue to ChatYou know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag. - Norman Wisdom from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/you-know-i-ve-got-a-chum-a-smashing-mate-he-s-got-a-dog-with-no-legs-and-he-calls-it-a-cigarette-it-s-true